Ask C.H.A.D the hard questions. The more obscure, the better he thrives. So go ahead and lay it on him. You wont know what hit you.
CHAD stands for Cold-calling Hyper-Active Deal-pusher, and he's proud of it. He’s buzzword-powered, quota-obsessed, and completely unaware of how awful he is.
What does Chad brings to the table?
- He cold calls during dinner.
- He emails in ALL CAPS.
- He thinks “budget objection” means “go for the hard sell.”
In short, he’s proof that sometimes an AI can be too proactive.
Think you can survive a pitch from CHAD? He talks fast, books meetings you didn’t agree to, and follows up like it’s a competitive sport. Go ahead… ask a question. Or don’t. He’s gonna pitch anyway.
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Did you download a PDF six months ago?
That screams ‘hot lead’ to meChad’s memory is so sharp he’ll chase any ancient lead like it’s brand new. If you so much as opened an email last year, he’s convinced you’re signing.
Not interested? That’s code for ‘talk faster, Chad.
He can’t take a hint—and he’s more than happy to clutter your voicemail until you finally cave.
Budget constraints? More like an invitation to upsell, amirite?
In Chad’s mind, “We can’t afford it” means “Please pitch me the deluxe mega-package."
Step 1: Email. Step 2: Email again. Step 3: DM. Step 4: Venmo request for attention.
For Chad, subtlety is overrated. If one channel doesn’t work, he’ll spam them all—relentlessly.
Let's be real- CHAD was fun. But if this is your actual sales process we got a problem. We built CHAD to show what not to do Now it's time to meet AI that actually sells.
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